You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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