I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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