I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I believe in your delicious
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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