yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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