and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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