you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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