i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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