Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
