just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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