stop calling my apartment porn island.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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