Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Someone signed my nipple.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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