he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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