and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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