this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
