Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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