i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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