I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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