The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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