come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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