Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
