I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Terrible idea I love it
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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