I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It's never too late to be topless.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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