I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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