so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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