everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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