I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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