Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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