I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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