I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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