And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
don't judge my taste in strippers
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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