what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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