these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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