I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
