i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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