she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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