would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
we're so committed to being not committed
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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