Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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