kristin has been a bad kristin
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
