In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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