just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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