Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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