Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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