How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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