you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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