I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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