nut hugger
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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