Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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