her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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