I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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