she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm both gender and math confused
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