Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
