PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Randomize
