i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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