I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
God, I missed his penis.
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